Enjoy the Hollywood edition!

Tina Fey

“My kid saw Sarah Palin on TV and said, ‘There’s Mommy.’ “

Tina Fey, on what made her finally acknowledge the physical resemblance between her and the GOP veep candidate

Jimmy Kimmel

“I hope the Claymates, God bless their souls, don’t take this too hard. If it’s any consolation, there’s no way he could have married all of you.”

Jimmy Kimmel, offering comfort to Clay Aiken’s female fans after the singer announced that he’s gay

Jessica Simpson

“I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”

Jessica Simpson, on what any man of hers has to put up with

Diane Lane and Richard Gere

“We’re like old hookers.”

Richard Gere, on the ease of love scenes with his frequent onscreen flame Diane Lane, at the premiere of their latest film together, Nights in Rodanthe

Whoopi Goldberg

“In the old days, I’da snatched him up. Now, I’m too tired.”

Whoopi Goldberg, gushing about her crush on John Mayer

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