Check out Hollywood stars in this edition of celeb quotes!

Tara Reid

Tara Reid

I’m known as this retard . . . I want to grow up. I don’t want to be the drunk girl.

Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham

Everyone’s showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn’t wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.

Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson

I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It’s my sense of humor.

Robbie Williams

Robbie Williams

I’m scared for the world. This guy (Bush) is obviously an idiot. He can’t speak…I’d do a better job than him – and I’m not very bright!

Shania Twain

Shania Twain

I have a lot of secrets. One of them is that I am an alien.

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